| Hi... Im... shit if your looking at my page and reading all of this you damn well better already know my name. so if your so god damn interested in me... what? your not? only my friends, people who have some form of interest in me, or people with no lives read these. you know it. did you know... that i bet you kept reading to find something out. yup. no. life. so there. i said it. well? say something, i know your pissed. im like that one game where you click the dude and he gets pissed. or click the button. i keep talking and talking and you, with no life, eat it right up. your sad. very sad. go choke on an advil. or your little light blue pills. whichever. you know maybe if you keep reading ill tell you a secret! im not sure what else i can tell you. i mentioned you have no life. i also mentioned you have no life at all. oh wait. did i say your alone? a loner even? yeah i got you red handed. now what? secret time! you suck! horray! another secret? erf... how about that your probably 40 years old and a virgin. yes i said it. the "v" word. oooh scary. oh well... now all the people who also have no lives because they this, know that you have no life. so jokes on you buddy. |









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Lucius Malfoy: Master! We must flee!
Voldemort: Why?
Lucius Malfoy: He is here! The one who makes us writhe in pain!
Voldemort: Dumbledore?! Harry Potter?!
Lucius Malfoy: No, master! Worse!
Bush: 'Sup Dead Eaters!?!
Voldemort: Oh God.
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sonaffa-bitch..... say it out loud, whats it sound like?
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Lucius Malfoy: Master! We must flee!
Voldemort: Why?
Lucius Malfoy: He is here! The one who makes us writhe in pain!
Voldemort: Dumbledore?! Harry Potter?!
Lucius Malfoy: No, master! Worse!
Bush: 'Sup Dead Eaters!?!
Voldemort: Oh God.
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sonaffa-bitch..... say it out loud, whats it sound like?
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Lucius Malfoy: Master! We must flee!
Voldemort: Why?
Lucius Malfoy: He is here! The one who makes us writhe in pain!
Voldemort: Dumbledore?! Harry Potter?!
Lucius Malfoy: No, master! Worse!
Bush: 'Sup Dead Eaters!?!
Voldemort: Oh God.
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"...I remember something you said, instead of something useful I might actually need someday, like who's the president of Guam"
"I didn't know that Guam had a President"
"I don't even know if Guam is a fucking country, and I'm pretty sure I own it"
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sonaffa-bitch..... say it out loud, whats it sound like?
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"...I remember something you said, instead of something useful I might actually need someday, like who's the president of Guam"
"I didn't know that Guam had a President"
"I don't even know if Guam is a fucking country, and I'm pretty sure I own it"
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sonaffa-bitch..... say it out loud, whats it sound like?
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"...I remember something you said, instead of something useful I might actually need someday, like who's the president of Guam"
"I didn't know that Guam had a President"
"I don't even know if Guam is a fucking country, and I'm pretty sure I own it"
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